weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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