Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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