i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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