You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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