am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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