So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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