I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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