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that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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