Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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