That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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