I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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