I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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