we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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