Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Pooping to opera.
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