in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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