Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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