Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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