whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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