If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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