Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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