She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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