You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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