also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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