I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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