her vagine was all disorganized.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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