I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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