there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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