I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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