i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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