and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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