It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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