In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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