oh god the rape fog is back!
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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