no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Randomize
