I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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