hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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