i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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