I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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