We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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