We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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