I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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