Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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