I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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