I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
