dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
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We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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