look no pants
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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