I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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