Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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