I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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