I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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