Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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