This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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