He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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