Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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