bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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